I have been trying to live up to this standard for some time.https://twitter.com/dweekly/status/845310480277106688 …
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the crimes here are stupid. E.g. Hay balers. They pick up hay, compress it, then bind it in twine. So you buy a pair of spools
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of twine for, I dunno, $90 or something. A year or so back there was a raft of TWINE THEFTS.
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now, "rash" might really be "happened once" and grew in the telling. And I can totally recreate the story >
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"Jimbo who works at the sawmill was baling some hay for $250, had already spent the money on beer and child support, got halfway
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done...and ran out of twine. BC the cash was gone, he couldn't even afford more. So he looks across the street and sees SOME OTHER
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hay baling rig. Looks both ways, scurries across, lifts access panel, scoops up $90 of twine."
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