...at which point I yelled "STOP!" and ran across a field, then reached over and shut down the tractor. "DON'T. DO. THAT!!!!"
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Replying to @MorlockP
...at which point chief farm hand: "oh, no, it's OK, I know where the chipper mechanism is. I wasn't reaching THAT deep in. I'm not a fool!"
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Replying to @MorlockP
My rancher grandfather worked for the WY Highway dept as his side gig... and needed to move something while he was mowing.
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Replying to @ArthurFrDent
O_O wait, what happened? He got run over by his own tractor & mower?
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Yup. Being experienced is what causes us to cut the corner too fine.
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Replying to @MorlockP @ArthurFrDent
I'm scared to death of PTOs. Caught lead jackass using bungee cord to defeat tractor-seat-PTO-safety-switch JFC!
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Replying to @MorlockP @ArthurFrDent
dude, this guy sounds love me he has no respect for spinny chompy things
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Replying to @MorlockP @ArthurFrDent
the lead jackass. Between defeating the kill switch & his actions w/ the wood chipper; start calling him Stumpy now
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ah, you mean "sounds LIKE me". ...but wrote "sounds love me". Took me a minute.
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Replying to @MorlockP @ArthurFrDent
typing on phone made for little people
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