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    1. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 9 Mar 2017

      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted nzc

      ok, so. funny story. They actually DO have forms they need to sign...https://twitter.com/ngvrnd/status/839940034396631042 …

      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs added,

      nzc @ngvrnd
      Replying to @MorlockP
      they probably didn't read the fine print on their employment contract/release forms.
      1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
    2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 9 Mar 2017
      Replying to @MorlockP

      This system came into existence after I watched one farm hand stick his hand down into the hopper of a running woodchipper.

      2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
    3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 9 Mar 2017
      Replying to @MorlockP

      ...at which point I yelled "STOP!" and ran across a field, then reached over and shut down the tractor. "DON'T. DO. THAT!!!!"

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 9 Mar 2017
      Replying to @MorlockP

      ...at which point chief farm hand: "oh, no, it's OK, I know where the chipper mechanism is. I wasn't reaching THAT deep in. I'm not a fool!"

      2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
    5. Arthur Frelling Dent‏ @ArthurFrDent 9 Mar 2017
      Replying to @MorlockP

      My rancher grandfather worked for the WY Highway dept as his side gig... and needed to move something while he was mowing.

      2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
    6. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 9 Mar 2017
      Replying to @ArthurFrDent

      O_O wait, what happened? He got run over by his own tractor & mower?

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    7. Arthur Frelling Dent‏ @ArthurFrDent 9 Mar 2017
      Replying to @MorlockP

      Yup. Being experienced is what causes us to cut the corner too fine.

      2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 9 Mar 2017
      Replying to @ArthurFrDent

      O_O well, it was probably quick O_O O_O O_O

      1:08 PM - 9 Mar 2017
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        2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 9 Mar 2017
          Replying to @MorlockP @ArthurFrDent

          I'm scared to death of PTOs. Caught lead jackass using bungee cord to defeat tractor-seat-PTO-safety-switch JFC!

          2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        3. Arthur Frelling Dent‏ @ArthurFrDent 9 Mar 2017
          Replying to @MorlockP

          Anything spinny, I have a respect for... In my hot-rodding days, a close call or two. Timing an engine, is actually kinda fraught.

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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        1. Arthur Frelling Dent‏ @ArthurFrDent 9 Mar 2017
          Replying to @MorlockP

          Indeed.

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