there are only two reasons to eat veggies at all: 1) to use a big knife 2) to demonstrate your knife skills are better than other people'shttps://twitter.com/MorlockP/status/828997899858145281 …
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every time I crack an egg one-handed or do a perfect dice of an onion using the "claw" grip on onion & pinch grip on razor edged chef knife
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it's basically my way of screaming "I am better than you are, 99% of the world" "THIS IS NOT 'NAM; THERE ARE RULES".
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...but, come to think of it, this is also my motivation for doing basically everything I do.
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