1/ Spent half an hour thinking about it, and come to the conclusion that there's no polite way to tell a guy that his infant son looks cute
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2/ ...but his wife looks like a 80 year old spinster's corpse (which is to say, about the same as she did before giving birth).
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3/ so plan "B", then: "congrats!"
12:07 PM - 20 Feb 2016
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