Inner dialogue: How much do the pigs weigh? 300 lbs How do you know? Uh, I guessed Shouldn't you know for sure? Yes How do you weigh a pig?
Are you gonna do it? Already gathering the string and tape measure And? 60^2 X 65 / 400 = 585 lbs!
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HOLY CRAP, OTHER BARRY! I KNOW, BARRY!
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So, anyway, it seems that I'm 1/3 of the way throgugh processing 1, 800 pounds of pig.
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