There is not enough salt. There is never enough salt. The Romans used salt to pay Centurions. I now know why.
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Replying to @Spivonomist
@Spivonomist I realize that you're prob just letting the voices dictate the next altfic to you, but, also: my woman stockpiles salt. >1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @MorlockP
@Spivonomist I think she's thinking that post Happening we'll use it as currency at BarterFarm. I mocked her, but then when I preserved >1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @MorlockP
@Spivonomist like, a quarter of a pig using lots of kosher salt, she mocked me back.3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes -
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@BrowningMachine @Spivonomist much more than!
10:52 AM - 11 Nov 2015
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