how to order the following evening activities? * feed pigs * drink whiskey * eat dinner * put in 1-2 hrs for client #2 ?
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Finnish joke: "As a right of manhood, every male must kill a bear bare-handed, rape a woman, chug vodka".
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2/ So Illka turns 18. Grabs the vodka, downs it all, staggers off into the woods. Returns hours later, covered in blood >
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3/ Turns to the villagers, says "OK, where's this woman I've got to kill?"
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@morlockp In 1976 I told a version of that joke and then had to repeat it in FrenchThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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