If you're going to call me a "mayonnaise face bitch" get it right, ignorant Philistine. I only answer to Duke's.pic.twitter.com/jFmJ20vXja
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If you're going to call me a "mayonnaise face bitch" get it right, ignorant Philistine. I only answer to Duke's.pic.twitter.com/jFmJ20vXja
@FormerlyFormer I've got a mayo related story. When @libertyfarmnh and I were first together I was out replacing an alternator in 0° weather
@FormerlyFormer she wanted to cook me lunch, suggested BLTs. "Great". She came back out "all out of mayo" me: "you can make it; yolks + oil"
@FormerlyFormer 15 min later I'm almost done, she comes back, near tears "it's not working!!!!"
"Hang on, I'll fix it"
Clean hands, go in.
@FormerlyFormer inside: "I've been whipping these eggs; they're just not coming together"
me: <furrow brow> <think>
<look over @ dog dish>
@FormerlyFormer
I see two yolks on top of dog food.
me: "why are there yolks in the dog bowl?"
"bc the recipe only needs yo- AHHH!"
@FormerlyFormer I felt terrible for her. She was trying so hard while I was working in the snow; universe conspired against her. So cute.
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