If you're going to call me a "mayonnaise face bitch" get it right, ignorant Philistine. I only answer to Duke's.pic.twitter.com/jFmJ20vXja
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@FormerlyFormer inside: "I've been whipping these eggs; they're just not coming together"
me: <furrow brow> <think>
<look over @ dog dish>
@FormerlyFormer
I see two yolks on top of dog food.
me: "why are there yolks in the dog bowl?"
"bc the recipe only needs yo- AHHH!"
@MorlockP Hahahaha! There are SO many recipes that only use the whites, habit took over her brain. :-D
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