My chainsaw mojo is gone, and I've got to earn it back. * poured bar oil in the fuel tank * kickback -> destroyed a new chain * back sore
@random_eddie prev owner said she'd sell me the firewood. Turned out (a) uncut, (b) unsplit, (c) uncovered w tarp.
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@random_eddie every weekend I'd go out there and use a sledhammer to break logs free of ice, then chainsaw + split to get thru to next Sat. -
@MorlockP Builds character. Like you need any more of /that/.
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@MorlockP IT'S A TARP!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@MorlockP By that standard, technically, she sold you forty acres of firewood*. *Some disassembly required -
@random_eddie I saved a screenshot of the http://realtor.com ad copy. "A lifetime of firewood on property". Too slow, monkey boy.
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