GP Guess I'll head up to the beach for an hour to get my lobster red white boy on.
@Gormogons I got a literal farmer's tan over the last two days. From elbows to wrists, from thighs to knees, from neckline to forehead.
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@MorlockP GP I have the metaphorical farmer's tan since I'm not a farmer. And no one needs to see my pasty, hairy white belly.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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