"stubborn as a pig" I've dealt w coworkers, father, and a family friend today. Oh, and also pigs. Pigs were the easiest. By far.
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The great thing about pigs: you give them what they want, and they're happy, and they move on. OINK? Hey pigs, here's some food. OINK!
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People otoh: "can I have X?" me: "srry, I don't have it" "You said you had it." me: "No I didn't" "Can I have X?" me: "Still don't have it"
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"Why don't you have it?" me: "why WOULD I have it?" "heres an email from 24 months ago where you said you had it" me: "ORLY? 24 months ago!"
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"so two years ago you had the file" me: "Maybe so. I don't know. I moved to a new state and got a new computer" "So can I have the file?"
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