I'm turning 44 next month. Normally this would freak me out, but I screwed up math and thought I turned 44 LAST year. So this is AWESOME.
@BrowningMachine Birthdays in middle of the year are illogical and help create fencepost errors.
This is why I give me dogs new b-days >
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@BrowningMachine every single dog I've had gets its birthday reset to "1 Jan" by me; makes math really easy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BrowningMachine not for another month, but thx!
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