me: I'll be back in an hr. her: where are you going? me: to fight a traffic ticket in court. her: drive carefully! ZZZZZZZZZZZINNNNNNNNNNG!
@Popehat Actually, I only one one pair of pants (jeans) and they've got a big hole in the crotch.
True story.
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@MorlockP "This is the oddest porn ever."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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