me: "I got you a present" her: "what is it what is it what is it?!?!?" me: "delivered tomorrow...it cost $500...it comes in a dumptruck..."
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I'm joking, of course. It's not a dumptruck of horse manure. It's a dumptruck of "garden mix", which is 50% loam. ...and 50% horse manure
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