Funniest thing ever was when @LibertyFarmNH tried to remember title of "Ark II" and called it "Science Tank".pic.twitter.com/kAsn5wgvgL
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Funniest thing ever was when @LibertyFarmNH tried to remember title of "Ark II" and called it "Science Tank".pic.twitter.com/kAsn5wgvgL
Casting is perfect proto-SJW: * one bearded CA surfboard nature god * one hispanic kid * one Indian girl * one chimp Also, the chimp is gay
@jokeocracy @MorlockP Vice President, actually.pic.twitter.com/upZpmUxjuF
@jokeocracy @MorlockP that chick is going to go any which way, but loose.
@mr_archenemy @jokeocracy @MorlockP That's not very reasonable. I call it chick abuse.
#YesAllChicks suffer at the hands of the VP!
@PorphyConob @mr_archenemy @jokeocracy Roissy, Nrx guys would love farm life:
* 1 cock for 20 hens
* when a hen gets old we cut its head off
@jokeocracy @PorphyConob @mr_archenemy @heartiste yeah I love that Coolidge; so cool in so many ways
@MorlockP @jokeocracy @PorphyConob @mr_archenemy @heartiste Cf. http://www.maa.org/about-maa/governance/maa-presidents/julian-lowell-coolidge-1925-maa-president …
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