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    1. Chris Allen • مسيحِي ☦︎ كاثوليكي‏ @bitemyapp 13 Nov 2014

      Never butcher a billy goat.

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    2. nzc‏ @ngvrnd 13 Nov 2014
      Replying to @bitemyapp

      @bitemyapp you'll want to tell @MorlockP about this then.

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 13 Nov 2014
      Replying to @ngvrnd

      @ngvrnd @bitemyapp why not?

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    4. Chris Allen • مسيحِي ☦︎ كاثوليكي‏ @bitemyapp 13 Nov 2014
      Replying to @MorlockP

      @MorlockP @ngvrnd awful, smelly meat.

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    5. Chris Allen • مسيحِي ☦︎ كاثوليكي‏ @bitemyapp 13 Nov 2014
      Replying to @bitemyapp

      @MorlockP @ngvrnd not an eating goat.

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    6. Chris Allen • مسيحِي ☦︎ كاثوليكي‏ @bitemyapp 13 Nov 2014
      Replying to @bitemyapp

      @MorlockP @ngvrnd stories exist of people burning buildings down because a billy goat was parboiled inside.

      2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
    7. Elam Bend‏ @ElamBend 13 Nov 2014
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      @bitemyapp @MorlockP @ngvrnd wow, apparently, even the living billies can stink it up: http://gigabiting.com/the-dark-side-of-goat-cheese-killing-the-billies/ …

      2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
    8. nzc‏ @ngvrnd 13 Nov 2014
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      @ElamBend @bitemyapp @MorlockP I worked for a guy, whose wife had a billy goat. I asked him how long goats live, and he said

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    9. nzc‏ @ngvrnd 13 Nov 2014
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      @ElamBend @bitemyapp @MorlockP he had asked the farmer they bought the goat from, and the farmer said "as long as you want them to."

      2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
    10. nzc‏ @ngvrnd 13 Nov 2014
      Replying to @ngvrnd

      @ElamBend @bitemyapp @MorlockP When the goat got old and weird, I think they called someone to take it away and "deal with it".

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      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 13 Nov 2014
      Replying to @ngvrnd

      @ngvrnd @ElamBend @bitemyapp "call someone else". pussy move.

      2:43 PM - 13 Nov 2014
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        2. nzc‏ @ngvrnd 13 Nov 2014
          Replying to @MorlockP

          @MorlockP @ElamBend @bitemyapp Yeah, I'll let you say that to him.

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        3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 13 Nov 2014
          Replying to @ngvrnd

          @ngvrnd @ElamBend @bitemyapp Eh. I might. ...but delivery is crucial.

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        2. nzc‏ @ngvrnd 13 Nov 2014
          Replying to @MorlockP

          @MorlockP @ElamBend @bitemyapp also, in his defense, I think he was out of state when the matter reached its crisis.

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        3. Chris Allen • مسيحِي ☦︎ كاثوليكي‏ @bitemyapp 13 Nov 2014
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          @ngvrnd @MorlockP @ElamBend the wife could've handled it too.

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