Yes, it's random_eddie's #firstworldproblems day today.
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Replying to @random_eddie
@random_eddie I live in the first world. I'm allowed to have first world problems. Fuck, I'm ENTITLED to them.2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes -
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@random_eddie And for the record, yes I /have/ reached for the light and turned on the garbage disposal instead and /yes/ it pissed me off.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@random_eddie Garbage disposal? Had one of those once, back when I had town sewer. Now I pick detritus from the drain by hand. :-(1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@MorlockP Also, I thought your tweet was going to end "until I took a blade to the knuckle".1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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Replying to @LibertyFarmNH
@LibertyFarmNH@random_eddie I've only hurt myself w a chef's knife once. Experience shows air hose reels, firewood, sawzalls more dangerous1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @MorlockP
@MorlockP@LibertyFarmNH Getting hurt by a sawzall more than once is pretty impressive.1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @random_eddie
@MorlockP@LibertyFarmNH It makes for good comic book mobsters names, like Lefty and Stubs.1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
@random_eddie @LibertyFarmNH it'd be "righty". 95+% of injuries are to LEFT hands. Why? Bc the injuring tool is held w the left.
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Replying to @MorlockP
@MorlockP@LibertyFarmNH "held w the right" you mean?1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @random_eddie
@MorlockP@LibertyFarmNH On the other hand (ha!) if the tool is being held in the left hand by a right-hander perhaps that's the cause. :)0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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