@jokeocracy See if you can get any of the SWAT guys to pose with you for some selfies tonight! (cc: @ClarkHat)
@mr_archenemy @jokeocracy @ClarkHat I received in email a funny variation about a goat.
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@mr_archenemy@MorlockP@jokeocracy@ClarkHat "So the goat says, 'Yeah, get this guy off my ass!'"
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@MorlockP@jokeocracy@ClarkHat Farmer's wife is in bed, farmer walks in holding a sheep, says "this is the pig I fuck when you're not in >Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@MorlockP@jokeocracy@ClarkHat > the mood" "that's a sheep, not a pig" she says. farmer says "I WAS TALKING TO THE SHEEP"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@MorlockP@jokeocracy@ClarkHat ...maybe a bit funnier than that goat version...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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