@GregoryLopez08 Keep my word? For the lulz. Why would I drink? Also for the lulz. And for a minor bit of relaxation.
Just realized that after I told y'all I was gonna consume ethanol last night I totally forgot. Fear not; I keep my word. TONIGHT THEN!
-
-
-
@GregoryLopez08 Tried teetotalling for 40 years, and it worked decently. Tried moderate drinking for last 4, and it also works decently.
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
@MorlockP start now pleezThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@MorlockP OR DID YOUThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@MorlockP TONIGHT WE DRINK IN HELLLLLLL (or the living room)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.