one should never seek to kill a burglar! ...one should seek to incapacitate a burglar's ability to do harm. ...by putting a lot of small holes in them ...with a gun. Remember this legal advice when you talk to cops afterwards.https://twitter.com/dasuperbackup/status/1495904796997562369 …
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probably better if they don't survive, then there's just one version of events
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If I ever get arrested the only orifice I will use to emit sounds will be the southern one. Might catch more charges that way, but hey...
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Felony olfactory assault FTW.
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