Moon lasers, huh? Okay, MTG.
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*Looking at a woman walking past* man, you could bounce a laser off that ass to prove her existence at hundreds of thousands of miles of distance.
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So… I was looking up the cost… GOFUNDME maybe?
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We're going to need a bigger laser. Hopefully the sort prefixed with a M or G, I'd say T, but I don't think we've got any spare nukes on hand.
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can't vs shouldn't
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I like my eyes
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