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    1. Kendric Tonn‏ @kendrictonn Jan 7

      I have just realized that "I love The Office" has been completely replaced with "Triple vaxxed!" on dating app profiles.

      18 replies 167 retweets 2,463 likes
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    2. Kendric Tonn‏ @kendrictonn Jan 7

      I should probably revamp my own tinder, and cycle pictures. Ugh. Someone just wife me up, I am an eligible single man of secure position, developed talents, and good prospects, well-read in manga and pulp sci fi, and capable of the management of a household or adventuring party

      14 replies 5 retweets 130 likes
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    3. Cary Bleasdale‏ @Cary_Bleasdale Jan 7
      Replying to @kendrictonn

      You need to be putting on capes. You need to be Pale, wan, standoffish and proud. You need to be ready to make at least 3 maidens swoon. You need to be Byron-maxxing

      1 reply 1 retweet 21 likes
    4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP Jan 7
      Replying to @Cary_Bleasdale @kendrictonn

      I think he already is!

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    5. Cary Bleasdale‏ @Cary_Bleasdale Jan 7
      Replying to @MorlockP @kendrictonn

      Yes but he needs to steer into it. He's a classical painter in a literal Victorian manse who deadlifts and struggles to find love, he's L I T E R A L L Y the guy from a romance novel

      1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP Jan 7
      Replying to @Cary_Bleasdale @kendrictonn

      right! I understand how I was single for so long: I'm fat, angry, autistically gaze-avoidant, and I hate people Kendric, tho? Boggles the mind.

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        1. Kendric Tonn‏ @kendrictonn Jan 7
          Replying to @MorlockP @Cary_Bleasdale

          Y'all are too good to me ;_;

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        2. Cary Bleasdale‏ @Cary_Bleasdale Jan 7
          Replying to @MorlockP @kendrictonn

          Me: "ah there's someone for everyone" Kendric, who is, as mentioned, one ruffled shirt away from a Harlequin cover: "alas tho I capture God's speeding light in oil, I cannot ensnare so easily a maiden's heart" Me:pic.twitter.com/dKNKSxOWCz

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        3. Kendric Tonn‏ @kendrictonn Jan 7
          Replying to @Cary_Bleasdale @MorlockP

          Can't believe I've literally never owned a ruffled shirt tbh

          2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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        1. crouching tanuki hidden autist‏ @tanuki_bona Jan 7
          Replying to @MorlockP @Cary_Bleasdale @kendrictonn

          big mood

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