Liking this tweet out of envy.
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After 2 years of this, I'm at the Ultra Low Agreeableness part. I wanted to give the
#FireBelly to the bartender who asked my wife and I for our Vax Card and ID at a bar in NOLA this weekend. I sucked it up and walked out cussing. Found a more friendly establishment.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This is unironically me. "Cary how could you be so mean to poor X" 6 months later: "X is the worst she's always ruining our parties we had 5 friend group meetings" 12 months later: "we threw X out of the group it was awful" Me: "so I was right?" Them: "NO ur so mean :("
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I ALWAYS identify the defectors and dickheads near instantly, and everyone else catches up years later
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This seems like an appropriate place to use a meme I just stole:pic.twitter.com/GPiOkFaH33
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