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    ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 25 Dec 2021

    Apparently people in NYC are so provincial they don't realize that convenience stores exist west of the Hudson

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      1. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 25 Dec 2021

        2/ I have a relative who believes that there are no diners outside of NJ. When he asserts this, I tell him that I've heard there's a show called "Dives, Diners, and Drive Thrus" or something where a guy visits diners all over the US. Relative agrees. Still hasn't caught on.

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      1. Definitely Not Eevee‏ @eevee_not 25 Dec 2021
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        They don’t realize civilization exist west of the Hudson. Presumably we’re still living in mud hovels.

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      2. caesararum‏ @caesararum 25 Dec 2021
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        That person was right in a way, but picked the absolute worst set of purchases to illustrate it Bodegas are great when you need to get five random things and don’t want to walk more than three minutes to do so

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      3. Chris Allen • مسيحِي ☦︎ كاثوليكي‏ @bitemyapp 26 Dec 2021
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        a lot of what makes bodegas good is that they're on almost every corner and you can easily stop in for 2 minutes to grab something while walking home. Getting out of a car is a little more ceremony albeit not bad if you're talking about a gas station as opposed to a walmart

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      1. nzc‏ @ngvrnd 25 Dec 2021
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        west of the what now?

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      1. Bronze Age Futurist‏ @gengh1sd0ng 26 Dec 2021
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        Good, hopefully they'll stay there

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      1. Rob McMillin  🇺🇦‏ @scareduck 26 Dec 2021
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        They may not exist east of the Hudson for much longer

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      2. Rob McMillin  🇺🇦‏ @scareduck 26 Dec 2021
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        https://pin.it/1ll3eeH 

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      3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 26 Dec 2021
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        Yep, that's the reference

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      1. Kalani‏ @NatoBeans 26 Dec 2021
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        Ok but can you call it a Bodega and have the unique experience of paying airport food prices? Didn't think so.

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