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    ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 23 Dec 2021

    ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted BallerAlert

    if you don't find one chicken head in your chicken at least every few decades, you're wasting too much money on quality control (100% srs)https://twitter.com/balleralert/status/1473790719793852417 …

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    KFC Customer Finds Fried Chicken Head Inside Her Box of Hot Wings http://dlvr.it/SFtD3f  pic.twitter.com/0AiXFNbb2L
    8:10 AM - 23 Dec 2021
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      1. Bitcoin is.‏ @Bitcoin_is_ 23 Dec 2021
        Replying to @MorlockP

        Now I’m actually wondering… does social media force companies to have to recalculate on stuff like this? This one photo could bounce around the internet for years. 🤔

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      1. The Bicoloured-Python-Rock-Snake‏ @pythonrocksnake 23 Dec 2021
        Replying to @MorlockP

        I generally assume this kind of thing is a hoax, but a head ending up with the wings is at least a plausible failure mode, unlike when people claim to have found one in their nuggets.

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      1. Captain Nȳm0 in Slumberland‏ @nym0_speaks 23 Dec 2021
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        Saved you a click: She didn't eat it so we'll never know what it tasted like

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      1. Cameron Harwick  👾 🏛‏ @C_Harwick 23 Dec 2021
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        "The optimal amount of chicken heads in your wings is not zero."

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      1. Antitank Round‏ @AntitankRound 23 Dec 2021
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        "Shh, don't say anything or everyone will want one!"

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      1. Kalani‏ @NatoBeans 23 Dec 2021
        Replying to @MorlockP

        Used to go a place in Seoul called rabbit fried chicken that gave you rice, pickled radish and the occasional head. It was the best.

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      2. Matt S "therapeutic lalochezia advocate" Trout‏ @shadowcat_mst 23 Dec 2021
        Replying to @MorlockP

        Every nine of reliablity requires at least one order of magnitude's extra expenditure. This is true of basically everything. Pick your trade-offs.

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      3. Matt S "therapeutic lalochezia advocate" Trout‏ @shadowcat_mst 23 Dec 2021
        Replying to @shadowcat_mst @MorlockP

        Reminded of a friend of mine doing ops/admin stuff at google whose manager told the team at end of year that they'd come so far under their outage budget that they were clearly being -too- paranoid about changes.

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      1. Levi Breederland‏ @levisan 30 Dec 2021
        Replying to @MorlockP

        I can’t believe that one of the resto staff didn’t notice but you make a good point

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