20S. “I suffered a sprained everything with an open dislocation and walked it off, lol, it’ll be fine the next day” 40S. “I breathed in wrong this morning and now my neck and back are somehow on fire”
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Man, I remember when I could drop my motorcycle on the way to work and when my boss asked about the road rash, tell him I'd go get it looked at after we finished stocking that morning's delivery. (And then go drink margaritas rather than to the ER because don't waste a day off!)
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"alcohol kills germs!" not when used THAT way, Tam!
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They say that your higher-level cognitive functions like planning and decision-making don't really fully mature until 25 or so, and I sure didn't do much to prove Them wrong.
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55 is the new 25
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