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Two-time Prometheus award-winning hard science fiction author. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005JPPMS6  Learn how to homestead https://www.amazon.com/dp/B093BC3K1T 

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    1. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 21 Dec 2021

      ATTENTION FRENS I am available for part-time contract work starting 1 Jan. I can give you a laundry list of the technologies I can work with, but the TLDR is "if you have a rudderless, ill-defined project which is maybe behind schedule, I will parachute in. I solve problems."pic.twitter.com/jHeqk6RCIO

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    2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 21 Dec 2021

      2/ some problems I have solved in the past: * the contractor previously hired to program the cruise missile navigation system wasted 9 months and didn't deliver. 3 months are left to get it working for the DoD deadline * this company has no ecommerce system and needs one

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    3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 21 Dec 2021

      3/ * this application needs to interface with http://Expedia.com  ... whatever that means. * we want to do something complicated w kafka and libuv and we don't fully understand the problem (footnote: I wrote regression tests that found that this version of libuv had a bug)

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    4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 21 Dec 2021

      4/ (kinda interesting that if you push a million function calls through libuv 0.02% of them just ... <puff> disappear) * we have parts of a system written but no one on the team has ever attempted to boot it (6 months of writing tools, docs, scripts)

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    5. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 21 Dec 2021

      5/pic.twitter.com/daPmj1TQF8

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    6. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 21 Dec 2021

      6/ Anyway, in summary: * I solve problems * I do C, C++, Ruby, Python, Bash, Nim, Kafka, Libuv, Mysql, Postgres, Mongo, Redis, etc. * if I don't already know the language / toolchain / datastore, I will learn it ASAP * I write code, docs, and tests * I push things forward

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    7. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 21 Dec 2021

      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Working Man

      7/ I can NOT draw this. If you want to hire me and my mutual @mloehrer for a sort of team project (sasquatch-based NFT ?), we are ready to meet with you.https://twitter.com/mloehrer/status/1473324628538011651 …

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      Working Man @mloehrer
      Replying to @MorlockP
      you and I have dramatically different skill sets. Some problems I have solved in the past: * Can you draw a sasquatch riding a unicorn?
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    8. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 21 Dec 2021

      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted nzc

      8/https://twitter.com/ngvrnd/status/1473324394516602880 …

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      nzc @ngvrnd
      it’s true, having worked for and with him, and having recommended him for work; some of which he mentions above, with which i know the employers were well pleased. https://twitter.com/MorlockP/status/1473322994919428101 …
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    9. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 21 Dec 2021

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    10. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 21 Dec 2021

      10/pic.twitter.com/RiZWPU4EZb

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      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 21 Dec 2021

      11/ ok, I've booked two interviews for "right after Christmas". nice (one question I was asked: is it a hard requirement that I can only do part-time in Q1? No, that's not hard. I could do full time for the right opportunity.)

      10:15 AM - 21 Dec 2021
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        2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 21 Dec 2021

          12/ three interviews

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        3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 21 Dec 2021

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Elam Bend

          13/https://twitter.com/ElamBend/status/1473358710386872323 …

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          Elam Bend @ElamBend
          Replying to @MorlockP
          If he's curt, it's because time is of the essence. Also, good coffee appreciated.
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        4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 21 Dec 2021

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted silicon age tulpa

          14/https://twitter.com/mr_archenemy/status/1473366611264425984 …

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          silicon age tulpa @mr_archenemy
          Replying to @MorlockP
          high plains coder - drinks your whiskey & rapes your HR department, saves $customer servers from issues, rides off into the sunset pic.twitter.com/GWZfyjqAUp
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        5. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 21 Dec 2021

          15/ As for me, I grew to manhood and in the fullness of time, I became the leader, the Chief of the Great Northern Fork. And the Code Warrior? That was the last we ever saw of him. He lives now only in the git commit logs.pic.twitter.com/VZAVsGBGOk

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