2/ some problems I have solved in the past: * the contractor previously hired to program the cruise missile navigation system wasted 9 months and didn't deliver. 3 months are left to get it working for the DoD deadline * this company has no ecommerce system and needs one
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3/ * this application needs to interface with http://Expedia.com ... whatever that means. * we want to do something complicated w kafka and libuv and we don't fully understand the problem (footnote: I wrote regression tests that found that this version of libuv had a bug)
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4/ (kinda interesting that if you push a million function calls through libuv 0.02% of them just ... <puff> disappear) * we have parts of a system written but no one on the team has ever attempted to boot it (6 months of writing tools, docs, scripts)
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6/ Anyway, in summary: * I solve problems * I do C, C++, Ruby, Python, Bash, Nim, Kafka, Libuv, Mysql, Postgres, Mongo, Redis, etc. * if I don't already know the language / toolchain / datastore, I will learn it ASAP * I write code, docs, and tests * I push things forward
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7/ I can NOT draw this. If you want to hire me and my mutual
@mloehrer for a sort of team project (sasquatch-based NFT ?), we are ready to meet with you.https://twitter.com/mloehrer/status/1473324628538011651 …Show this thread -
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11/ ok, I've booked two interviews for "right after Christmas". nice (one question I was asked: is it a hard requirement that I can only do part-time in Q1? No, that's not hard. I could do full time for the right opportunity.)
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15/ As for me, I grew to manhood and in the fullness of time, I became the leader, the Chief of the Great Northern Fork. And the Code Warrior? That was the last we ever saw of him. He lives now only in the git commit logs.pic.twitter.com/VZAVsGBGOk
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