My grocery driver is stuck on the downtown connector and I may never see my groceries
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Hasn't moved in 30 minutes. The last time that happened, the driver was about two miles away in the middle of the suburbs so I figure they were just eating breakfast or something. But this one's on 75/85 smack in the middle of downtown
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I assume the federal authorities will eventually air-drop cyanide capsules to the drivers before entombing the entire traffic jam in ferrocrete and building a new highway on top of it.
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Replying to @St_Rev
this was a short story in Omni magazine c 1980 was asphalt, not concrete, IIRC
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Wasn’t it a Larry Niven short story?
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