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Two-time Prometheus award-winning hard science fiction author. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005JPPMS6  Learn how to homestead https://www.amazon.com/dp/B093BC3K1T 

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    1. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 1 Dec 2021

      #BarnLaw update You may recall that Barn Neighbor has been assisted in his lawbreaking by a friend of his, an ex-cop, who is a board of selectman member and a planning board member who has violated numerous conflict of interest laws to try to pass a special purpose zoning change

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      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 1 Dec 2021

      2/ As it turns out, the BoS member lives directly across the street from me, and has started placing offensive Christmas lawn ornaments in his yard - according to people who overheard the conversation - in order to get my goat. He was apparently cackling over it w town manager.pic.twitter.com/qt7VSbmUxk

      5:44 AM - 1 Dec 2021
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        2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 1 Dec 2021

          3/ "...and wait till he sees what's coming on Monday!" Thing is, I'm not offended at all. I !@#-ing love this. His yard looks like trash, not mine.pic.twitter.com/ScSYz22gow

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        3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 1 Dec 2021

          4/pic.twitter.com/6vycXTJPSw

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        4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 1 Dec 2021

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          5/ yes, it's amazing! in the video above, the sheet metal spite fence was put up by Barn Neighbor, and the red house w the "shitter's full" Christmas decoration is directly across the street. https://twitter.com/ScamThanNoon/status/1466041522877566980 …

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        5. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 1 Dec 2021

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Woe to house

          6/ yes, I strongly encourage the spite-garbage ; IFL ithttps://twitter.com/WoeHouse/status/1466042904498122755 …

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          Woe to house @WoeHouse
          Replying to @MorlockP
          The strategy of spite-fence and spite-inflatables seems ultimately self defeating. The potential upside is what?...you being frustrated? While the downside is that they look like a bunch of jerks. Upside is not guaranteed...while the downside is 100%
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        6. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 1 Dec 2021

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Corn Woman  🌽

          7/ no, I understand the reference I have no hatred for the movie or for the lawn ornaments. I think the whole thing is hilarious.https://twitter.com/WomanCorn/status/1466043808131526664 …

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          Corn Woman  🌽 @WomanCorn
          Replying to @MorlockP
          I take it you're known for your raging hatred of _National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation_?
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        7. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 1 Dec 2021

          8/pic.twitter.com/xabN7mjeCC

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        8. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 1 Dec 2021

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Uppity Hobbit: Maker of Things

          9/ 80% of five heads (Barn Neighbor, wife, BoS neighbor, wife, ZBA chair) - that adds up to about 104 IQ points all told, I thinkhttps://twitter.com/uppityhobbit/status/1466044126428909569 …

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          Uppity Hobbit: Maker of Things @uppityhobbit
          Replying to @MorlockP
          My God. They have no idea how much of their cranial real estate you occupy, do they?
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        9. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 1 Dec 2021

          10/ If they're mad now just wait until I win the next two court cases, then write a book about it, sell it on kickstarter, email my 5,000 person mailing list, and then post to the town Facebook group referencing the new book, names, and pictures

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        10. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 1 Dec 2021

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Morgan Rhinegelt

          11/ well, $89https://twitter.com/rhinegelt/status/1466044626058588164 …

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          Morgan Rhinegelt @rhinegelt
          Replying to @MorlockP
          Hilarious that he probably dropped a grand to not irritate you pic.twitter.com/29sXCJEuyb
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        11. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 1 Dec 2021

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted sneakn

          12/ I have 1/2" in my yard ; his house faces south, and solar heating has melted it all.https://twitter.com/sneaknsneak/status/1466044462073880582 …

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          sneakn @sneaknsneak
          Replying to @MorlockP
          I can't believe you don't already have snow on the ground.
          1 reply 0 retweets 25 likes
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        12. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 1 Dec 2021

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Workin’ Class Knight

          13/https://twitter.com/wrknclassknight/status/1466046293575409668 …

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          Workin’ Class Knight @wrknclassknight
          Replying to @MorlockP
          Always good to create and lose battles while you are losing the war.
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        13. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 1 Dec 2021

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Fatwa Arbuckle

          14/https://twitter.com/FatwaArbuckle/status/1466055085063086089 …

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          Fatwa Arbuckle @FatwaArbuckle
          Replying to @MorlockP
          This is a completely unexpected, self-pwning and hilarious turn. Despite the final outcome of the tale not being currently known, #BarnLaw seems to have finally crossed the "ought to be made into a film" rubicon. Too bad Clint Eastwood's *way* to old to play @MorlockP. 😎
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        14. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 1 Dec 2021

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted

          15/ I can see it; it's across the street. https://twitter.com/sconzey/status/1466056966355230730 …

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        15. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 1 Dec 2021

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted PepeSauvage

          16/ amazingly, I live on a very nice street in a very nice historic New England town...I just happen to live next to a guy who build an illegal 4,800 square foot industrial building in the setback, and across the street from a corrupt ex-cop selectmanhttps://twitter.com/SauvagePepe/status/1466150888951660544 …

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          PepeSauvage @SauvagePepe
          Replying to @MorlockP
          Exactly where in the 9 circles of Hillbilly hell do you live? Rednecks are bad here but not anywhere near as bad as your street.
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        16. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 1 Dec 2021

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted PepeSauvage

          17/ "Junk Pile Santa" OMG rekthttps://twitter.com/SauvagePepe/status/1466152510385795079 …

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          PepeSauvage @SauvagePepe
          Replying to @MorlockP
          There was a guy, about 30 miles away, that had a yard like that and would put up inflatables for Christmas. My boys called him 'Junk Pile Santa' and we drove by every year to see the most current desecration.
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        17. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 1 Dec 2021

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted sneakn

          18/ SO SAY WE ALLhttps://twitter.com/sneaknsneak/status/1466154313839960066 …

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          sneakn @sneaknsneak
          Replying to @MorlockP
          I can't wait until the final chapter of #BarnLaw results in a fully legalized killdozing of the barn itself.
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