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    ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 12 Nov 2021

    > Waterfall replicates the social model of a dysfunctional organization with a defined hierarchy. Agile, quite often, replicates the social model of a dysfunctional organization without a well-defined hierarchy. OMG, this essay is amazing https://michaelochurch.wordpress.com/2015/06/06/why-agile-and-especially-scrum-are-terrible/ …

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    • haploglyph Chris Allen • مسيحِي ☦︎ كاثوليكي aidan l. coyne✝️🇻🇦🏡🔕☀️ Jewnbuggy (9,5) Craig McLaughlin neoludic Brownian Motion zywiec Username McUser
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      1. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 13 Nov 2021

        ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Geoff Greer

        2/ Woahhttps://twitter.com/ggreer/status/1459439875950714884?t=HWCCPkloQR7IK6i6Vm-SZw&s=19 …

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        Geoff Greer @ggreer
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        It should be noted that Michael O Church is crazy. He's banned from Wikipedia, Hacker News, & Quora. Some informative links: 1. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4478171  2. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5722328  3. https://www.reddit.com/r/programmingcirclejerk/comments/6hjtzg/moc_says_positive_things_about_paul_graham_and_y/dizdze1/?context=3 … 4. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Suspected_Wikipedia_sockpuppets_of_Mike_Church … If he's right about anything, it's by accident.
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      2. ƨꭋɘƨꭋɘvdo‏ @obversers 12 Nov 2021
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        manager: "so for this new information product, we'll be using Agile development." me: "oh, that sounds good" manager: "that means the first thing we have to do is upload our Stories to Jira and break them into Sub-Tasks, so that our Smart Checklist-" me:pic.twitter.com/N6GwfbY0zC

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      3. Seal of the Apocalypse‏ @UDepravity 12 Nov 2021
        Replying to @obversers @MorlockP

        Not this shit. I'm not even a software developer, and I've heard all this BS over breakfast.

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      2. Karl K. Gallagher‏ @KarlKGallagher 12 Nov 2021
        Replying to @MorlockP

        " a straw-man practice called “Waterfall” " * laughs in defense contractor *

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      3. Poi‏ @poiThePoi 12 Nov 2021
        Replying to @KarlKGallagher @MorlockP

        *Laughs in google* One-pager and greendoc are fine if not always necessary, Bluedoc....pic.twitter.com/f7wLij8WiZ

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      1. Quasispecies Mutant Swarm  🏴  ☮️‏ @SchraderValves 12 Nov 2021
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        I'm not a software engineer but found it interesting. Fortunately the co I worked for was run by engineers.

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      1. David Sager‏ @SagerDM 13 Nov 2021
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        Waterfall is a much nicer name than it deserves.pic.twitter.com/tA8kULO1ly

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      1. aidan l. coyne ✝️ 🇻🇦 🏡 🔕 ☀️‏ @raptros_ 13 Nov 2021
        Replying to @MorlockP

        it’s an amusing way to phrase things, but i think causality goes in the other direction (e.g. dysfunctional flat orgs lean into agile to try to get a grip on things)

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      1. Nathan Lewis‏ @nlewi285 13 Nov 2021
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        Not a bad piece overall, but this incoherent paragraph is 180° out of phase with the rest. HR is . . . good? In the context of reducing surveillance and bureaucracy?pic.twitter.com/wndmZy902c

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