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Two-time Prometheus award-winning hard science fiction author. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005JPPMS6  Learn how to homestead https://www.amazon.com/dp/B093BC3K1T 

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    1. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 3 Nov 2021

      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Cary Bleasdale

      WELCOME! ... TO ANOTHER EDITION OF T̵H̵U̵N̵D̵E̵R̵ ̵D̵O̵M̵E̵ #BarnLaw !https://twitter.com/Cary_Bleasdale/status/1455964104406016000 …

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      Cary Bleasdale @Cary_Bleasdale
      Replying to @MorlockP
      *chanting* BARN LAW BARN LAW BARN LAW
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    2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 3 Nov 2021

      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Cary Bleasdale

      2/https://twitter.com/Cary_Bleasdale/status/1455964885205069830 …

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      Cary Bleasdale @Cary_Bleasdale
      Replying to @MorlockP
      ONE BARN ENTERS, NO BARN LEAVES
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    3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 3 Nov 2021

      3/ He's the ball cracker. Death on foot. You know him. You love him! He's @morlockp! The challenger, direct from out of the Wasteland. He's bad. He's beautiful. He's crazy! It's the man with no ability to read the zoning code!

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    4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 3 Nov 2021

      4/ On the roads it was a white-line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge brutal enough to pillage would survive. The gangs took over the highways ready to wage war for a tank of juice.pic.twitter.com/TJBpIvmitf

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    5. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 3 Nov 2021

      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Upstate Federalist

      5/ we argue, in the lawsuit we filed against the neighbor himself, that it's the neighbor's responsibility to mitigate it and/or pay me to mitigate it intersection of zoning law and Coase Theorem ftwhttps://twitter.com/upstatefederlst/status/1455966972471087119 …

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      Upstate Federalist @upstatefederlst
      Replying to @_S70DD @MorlockP
      If the rainwater or snow-melt coming off the new outbuilding floods out the road or your neighbor's yard, whose responsibility is it to mitigate that?
      1 reply 1 retweet 25 likes
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      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 3 Nov 2021

      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Will Hinsa

      6/ SO SAY WE ALL! #BarnLawhttps://twitter.com/willhinsa/status/1455966571445227524 …

      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs added,

      Will Hinsa @willhinsa
      Replying to @MorlockP
      holy fuck this #barnlaw extended cinematic universe is wilding the fuck out! please God, let there be a barn law movie. i will forego like 5 christmases and birthdays worth of wishes if you make this dream come true
      11:42 AM - 3 Nov 2021
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        2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 3 Nov 2021

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Cary Bleasdale

          7/ so re this: I was at a zoning hearing for my stuff, and another issue was addressed first ...and a guy introduced himself as "a professional real estate developer ...who's bought and sold thousands of acres" ...https://twitter.com/Cary_Bleasdale/status/1455967013894041603 …

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          Cary Bleasdale @Cary_Bleasdale
          Replying to @MorlockP
          "I know you'll break the rules...because you haven't read them!"
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        3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 3 Nov 2021

          8/ ...then asked to be excused from some detail of the zoning code re driveway frontage because "he got a copy of the zoning code, but there's no way anyone could read the whole thing, it's like 50 pages long". 🤯🤯🤯🤯

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        4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 3 Nov 2021

          9/ FWIW, before I put an offer in on my farm, I went and got the zoning code off the website and read the whole thing (skimming the parts on commercial zones, etc.). It was ONLY 50 pages long, and only 20 pages were relevant. Took me 10-15 minutes.

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        5. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 3 Nov 2021

          10/ One forgets that normies, may Allah forgive me, exist.

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        6. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 3 Nov 2021

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Cary Bleasdale

          11/ EXACTLY MY THOUGHT! At that level, you either read every page ... or you Pay A Guy to read every page. You do not ad hoc stuff!https://twitter.com/Cary_Bleasdale/status/1455969445319528454 …

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          Cary Bleasdale @Cary_Bleasdale
          Replying to @MorlockP
          Surely if you're a real estate developer on that scale you have a lawyer to read things for you. pic.twitter.com/mFLPtIFKoy
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        7. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 3 Nov 2021

          12/ Now, on a tangent, the parcel that this guy bought, and which he now wanted a driveway variance for, is one that I myself had bid on 3 months earlier. Asking price was $60k, I offered $30k. Why did I offer just $30k ? Because the lot was unbuildable. How did I know that?

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        8. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 3 Nov 2021

          13/ I HAD READ THE ZONING CODE !

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        9. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 3 Nov 2021

          14/ https://twitter.com/Cary_Bleasdale/status/1455970086813118477 …pic.twitter.com/AYPicGji4j

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        10. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 3 Nov 2021

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Cary Bleasdale

          15/ we have no reason to believe so ... however, I do have at least one or two twitter mutuals who are also locals in town ... and mutuals on FB ... so this info could leak at any moment!https://twitter.com/Cary_Bleasdale/status/1455970609998057480 …

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          Cary Bleasdale @Cary_Bleasdale
          Replying to @MorlockP
          By the by, does #barnlaw neighbor know there's a small and excited internet community following his every stupid decision? I feel like I'm at the zoo observing some sort of unusually stupid sloth
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        11. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 3 Nov 2021

          16/ So getting back to the Very Important Real Estate Developer who can't read: Yellow is the parcel be bought. Note the frontage on the road to the west. Green is my farm. Orange is another parcel, which yellow has an easement over.pic.twitter.com/h9uWGjbtCL

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        12. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 3 Nov 2021

          17/ problem is that orange has a frontage on the road of 10.5 feet problem is that the zoning code mandates a minimum driveway width of... 30 feet So, the same corrupt SOB who keeps breaking the law in my case ... ALSO breaks the law here. "Sure, 10.5 feet sounds ok".pic.twitter.com/GoiOiyCFp1

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        13. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 3 Nov 2021

          18/ it's unconventional, I know!pic.twitter.com/CU4NZfHgMa

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        14. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 3 Nov 2021

          19/ I have mostly decided to keep my nose out of #DrivewayGate I may mention it once or twice to dis my enemy, Mr Zoning Chief, but I don't want to pick a fight with Mr Orange. https://twitter.com/forsoothic/status/1455971962434502677 …pic.twitter.com/ZTzNMMlbvL

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        15. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 3 Nov 2021

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Cary Bleasdale

          20/ Old farming town. Family cemetery with two old headstones. Theoretically belongs to town, but they've never maintained it. No road access. We treat it as ours, in that we cross through it as needed, and I clear downed tree limbs etc from it.https://twitter.com/Cary_Bleasdale/status/1455972949777960960 …

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          Cary Bleasdale @Cary_Bleasdale
          Replying to @MorlockP
          What's the story with that little cemetery cut out listed by your land, parcel 104? It doesn't look like it has any road access.
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        16. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 3 Nov 2021

          21/ "it makes no difference if something is 30 feet from the road or 50 feet from the road" - a very intelligent person opining on #BarnLaw https://twitter.com/_S70DD/status/1455971668204064776 …pic.twitter.com/Xh5t0OoDDX

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