1/ I took a motorcycle safety class. Instructor poses a hypothetical. "You're at a party, someone needs beer, do you volunteer to go to the store on your bike?" 20 "yes" "You've had one beer, still go?" 15 "yes"https://twitter.com/drethelin/status/1440769276562997250 …
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2/ "You've had two beers, still go?" 4 yes "You've had three beers" 2 yes "You've had four beers" 1 yes "Five beers" 1 yes the instructor can't believe it "You'd get on your motorcycle and drive after FIVE BEERS?" The guy looks a bit wounded, shrugs, and says >>>
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3/ "well, it's only, like, five or six blocks, right?" <blink> I learned a thing about [ some ] people that day.
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4/ "not every guy will chug two beers in 6 minutes, Lawrence" "I figure the kinda guy who will drink and then get on a motorcycle will" "good point"https://twitter.com/novummed/status/1440770597286383618 …
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7/ first, hirsute means hairy, not large please correct (cc
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8/ I also would not ride a motorcycle in that circumstance https://twitter.com/GeoGDF01/status/1440771865874550791 …
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10/ false, I believe >>>https://twitter.com/novummed/status/1440774937778671616 …
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