1/ I took a motorcycle safety class. Instructor poses a hypothetical. "You're at a party, someone needs beer, do you volunteer to go to the store on your bike?" 20 "yes" "You've had one beer, still go?" 15 "yes"https://twitter.com/drethelin/status/1440769276562997250 …
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2/ "You've had two beers, still go?" 4 yes "You've had three beers" 2 yes "You've had four beers" 1 yes "Five beers" 1 yes the instructor can't believe it "You'd get on your motorcycle and drive after FIVE BEERS?" The guy looks a bit wounded, shrugs, and says >>>
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3/ "well, it's only, like, five or six blocks, right?" <blink> I learned a thing about [ some ] people that day.
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Replying to @MorlockP
Dude, I didn't think you'd air me out on Twitter like that
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