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    ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 11 Sep 2021

    ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted the last pirate

    I hate indoor toilets. I hate this degenerate concept that ur entire pooping and peeing needs to be spent indoors without smells, forever (P.S. also, running water P.P.S. also central heat P.P.P.S. also roofs)https://twitter.com/corsair21c/status/1436356789595820032 …

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    the last pirate @corsair21c
    I hate air conditioning I hate this degenerate concept that ur entire life needs to be spent between 71-73 degrees, with low humidity, forever
    2:38 PM - 11 Sep 2021
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      1. Nathaniel Fitch‏ @TFB_Nathaniel_F 11 Sep 2021
        Replying to @MorlockP

        I'm such a man I don't even need to poop!

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      2. Todd Barrett‏ @thepiclord 11 Sep 2021
        Replying to @MorlockP

        I live in a reclaimed tropical swamp. A/C is a gift of the gods and we are never grateful enough for their mercy.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Steven Van Dyke‏ @StevenVanDyke 11 Sep 2021
        Replying to @thepiclord @MorlockP

        But on the other hand, A/C makes DC habitable so it's not without faults.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. zywiec‏ @zywiecPolska 11 Sep 2021
        Replying to @MorlockP

        she should get someone to check her thermostat if it's stuck that low

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      1. lazy river‏ @newplasticbags 11 Sep 2021
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        Idk...taking a piss outside just feels better. It feels right..

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      1. Likely Nobody‏ @LikelyNobody 12 Sep 2021
        Replying to @MorlockP

        I woke up to this tweet. My AC is currently set at 62.

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      1. John Taloni‏ @JohnTaloni 12 Sep 2021
        Replying to @MorlockP

        Had to look twice as I immediately started free associating on your first sentence. Nanny Ogg in Discworld thought indoor toilets were a barbarism. She preferred to leave the...fragrance...outside.

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