Meanwhile, in statements I've had to make as the sole officer of a condo association consisting of three people, inclusive of myself:
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"I am not responsible for researching climate-appropriate plantings for your private garden area." "Please do not make me the intermediary in disputes between grown-ass adults unrelated to condo matters."
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"On the other hand, if you're going to do things--even things in fact totally appropriate for the association to handle--that will result in the condo being billed, I need to know about it before a confusing bill shows up in my mailbox."
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"Yes, the bylaws specify outdoor areas are ultimately controlled by the association. But the association formally agreed to allow these (very obvious) areas as the private gardens of individual units. [two weeks later] Why did you just cover your neighbor's garden with grass?"
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Replying to @kendrictonn
wtf condo owner #1 knew that owner #2 had a garden ... and just raked it out and planted grass there? wtf wtf wtf and, I repeat, for emphasis: wtf
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TO BE FAIR, owner #2 is disabled and certainly isn't carefully upkeeping the garden, but he had a few plantings there of sentimental value. And from my perspective "these areas are controlled by unit owners" had been very clearly stated.
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Replying to @kendrictonn @MorlockP
Be the HOA tyrant you want to see in the world.
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Maybe I can sneak in a modification to the bylaws offering me tiebreaking capacity somehow, in which case as 50% owner I can DO ANYTHING I WANT FOREVER.
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tired: beer hall putsch wired: vampire mansion putsch
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