God, this is perfect. 
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"Comes out o' the fucking ground!" is a go-to phrase.
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<omg dying>
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I was unironically good at sales. I sold thousand dollar vacuum cleaners and was good at it. I am shocked by this fact but prolly could have had a future in that.
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Rainbows?
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