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Two-time Prometheus award-winning hard science fiction author. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005JPPMS6  Learn how to homestead https://www.amazon.com/dp/B093BC3K1T 

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    1. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 6 Aug 2021

      1/ Eight years ago I had a few spicy / hilarious tweets ... which resulted in spending $20,000 or so on lawyers, and leaving MA. (look, I work HARD for my art, ok?) anyway, while that was all playing out, I got a knock on the door one day

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    2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 6 Aug 2021

      2/ big black SUV parked in front of the house, 6'2" tall guy with very short hair standing on my porch. "Hi, I'm with the Boston Health Alliance blah blah blah and we're doing a survey. Can I ask you a few questions about your household-" me: Get the !@# off my porch, cop.

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    3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 6 Aug 2021

      3/ The coincidence was just WAYYY too strong. Never had a Boston Health Alliance whatever knock on my door in 15 years, and then right as Crap Is Going Down, there's a survey. Which, guaranteed, question 12 would be about firearms or pot use or something. and then...handcuffs

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    4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 6 Aug 2021

      4/ Which brings us to today. In the last 24 hours I've had two randos approach me on FB (btw, please don't try to find me and friend me there; I only use it to talk to locals re #barnlaw stuff, and will delete the account once barnlaw is over).

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    5. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 6 Aug 2021

      5/ First one is a local, claims to be "know of" my neighbors, and just has a few questions about the situation, like "what do you hope to accomplish?" so, neighbors doing a back channel approach through a "neutral" intermediary, trying to learn the goal so I'm honest >>>

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    6. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 6 Aug 2021

      6/ I give a more-in-sorrow-than-anger explanation of just how I begged neighbors time-and-again to not do their crimes, but they did, and now the barn is going to get torn down, bc that's what the law requires

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      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 6 Aug 2021

      7/ so then 12 hours later, I'm approached by some thirst trap, asking for money could be unrelated ...but, man, what a timing coincidence

      5:07 AM - 6 Aug 2021
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        1. Woe to house‏ @WoeHouse 6 Aug 2021
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          They are scared

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        2. jonathan φritchard |  🧠 ✒️ 📚 🤝 💰‏ @thezavant 6 Aug 2021
          Replying to @MorlockP

          I've literally toured the world as a magician/mentalist. Worked in Vegas with people you'd recognize on national TV projects. When you're in my biz long enough you realize there are no coincidences.

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        3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 6 Aug 2021
          Replying to @thezavant

          oh, very cool! I'm not an insane devotee of the area, but I have watched a few dozen episodes of P&T "Fool Us", saw them live once, enjoyed Ricky Jay back in the day, etc. Always impressed w the field - huge amounts of analytical thinking PLUS showmanship required.

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        1. Thales of Florida‏ @VarangianSkull 6 Aug 2021
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          Something I learned from @NoLongerBennett is to give serious weight to gut instincts about whether or not someone is trying to screw you over. Most often, the instincts are right. They were evolved over who knows how long. Doesn't work on other things. But works on individuals.

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        1.  🌼 ☀️The Last Visible Dog ☀️ 🌼‏ @ClayPuppington 6 Aug 2021
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          I mean, Facebook IS full of thirst traps. I get them all the time.

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