4/ So I get to the meeting 5-10 minutes early, Frank (carpenter down the road) and Doug (based 72 yo prepper next door) are both there, in a show of support for me. We take our seats. No one on the ZBA nor the atty will make eye contact. The meeting starts.
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15/ One rando on the ZBA adds helpfully "as far as, you know, voting for setbacks - I've voted on lots of other setbacks just like this, so it's in keeping with those other setbacks I've voted on". TLDR: "I am willing to break the law this time, because I always do!!!"
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16/ so we work down the list to hardship and the atty has, again, done the absolute best she can with this !@# show
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17/ Jack's reading "Corcoran says that Barnneighbor said in court there are other places where Barnneighbor could have built the building, but we looked at those places." Stupid woman interjects: "yes, I've looked at those other places myself"
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18/ Some autist in the audience bellows out "was that at the OFFICIAL site visit, or at the SECRET ONE three days later?" The board and the attorney all shush me.
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19/ but you know I had PLANNED this that's how autists do even our "spontaneous" ejaculations are planned ...and now it's on the audio, for everyone to hear.pic.twitter.com/mEzkE673GW
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20/ Jack gets back on track. "Corcoran says that there are other places where Duquette could have built the building, but we looked at those places. ...and he says that Duquette admitted to this in court. But we looked at these other locations. And they're impossible.
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21/ One would require moving power lines, that's impossible because it would cost money. Another one would require moving the propane tank, so there's obviously a cost associated with that. And as far as the back of the property- to get there, you'd have to move the dog kennel"
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23/ "and as to the downhill side of the property, that would involve cutting down trees." at this point, I'm !@#-ing grinning smile 30" wide and so is dissenting board member Malcolm because it's such a !@# show OH NOZ! IMPOSSIBLE TO CUT DOWN TREES!!!!
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24/ "that would involve cutting down trees" Malcolm and I catch each other's eyes, and we both have to stifle ourselves to stop from laughing out loud.
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25/ Anyway, I !@#-ing love that they atty and the ZBA are trying to paper over not just their own mistakes ...but BARNNEIGHBOR'S TESTIMONY IN COURT
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26/ Oh, forgot one great great bit Malcolm: this document seems more like some lawyer stuff in case we get sued than it is "the thinking of this board"
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27/ well, actually, the events were this: 1) barnneighbor in court a year ago VOLUNTEERED "oh, there are other legal places I could build it" 2) I, in ZBA meeting 3 months ago quoted him 3) last night ZBA quoted me and added "...yes, but ...not really"https://twitter.com/longstoryfarms/status/1422918041508139011 …
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