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    1. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 3 Aug 2021

      #barnlaw update Zonging board meeting. ZBA stood by its issuance of a variance, while reading aloud a memo they received from the town attorney 3 minutes earlier which purported to "explain" their "thinking". Reading it like Iran Embassy hostages w a gun to their heads.

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    2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 3 Aug 2021

      2/ The document is pathetic. "Fixed" flaws in their original process like putting a bandaid on a sucking chest wound, or a cold compress on a traumatic brain injury. Utterly hilarious. Best of the possible/ available outcomes. Two lawsuits incoming. More deets tomorrow.

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    3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 4 Aug 2021

      3/ #barnlaw I rolled out of home at 7:15. Pull out on to the street, look to the right, into barnneighbor's driveway, and he has heard my tires crunching over gravel, so he's ready for me, lurking in his driveway, and be arches his back and flips me ... wait for it ...THE BIRD

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    4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 4 Aug 2021

      4/ So I get to the meeting 5-10 minutes early, Frank (carpenter down the road) and Doug (based 72 yo prepper next door) are both there, in a show of support for me. We take our seats. No one on the ZBA nor the atty will make eye contact. The meeting starts.

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    5. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 4 Aug 2021

      5/ ZBA chair Jack is reading off of a typed memo, stammering and stuttering, like an Iranian hostage denouncing the United States and asking that president-elect Reagan should do nothing to inflame tensions. He's reading at a 4th grade level ...an INNER CITY 4th grade level

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    6. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 4 Aug 2021

      6/ Jack is stammering and stuttering over his document, and a few times the atty has to step in and help him.

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    7. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 4 Aug 2021

      7/ But the long and the short of it is that they're not re-voting. They're not punting the application because it's incomplete. They're not pulling an "unknown unknown" (my one big fear). They are affirming and explaining their decision.

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    8. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 4 Aug 2021

      8/ prong 1: public interest "People are allowed to have garages. Corcoran says that it's an illegal garage, but a garage is a legal kind of building. Also, let's be clear, Corcoran says it's a steel building, but the ZBA has no ability to speak to the kinds of materials, so..."

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    9. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 4 Aug 2021

      9/ "Would any board member like to add anything?" BASED BOARD MEMBER M_____ CLEARS HIS THROAT

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      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 4 Aug 2021

      10/ "I am very angry at all of this. Saying that this is the sense of the board. I don't agree with any of this. It's really clear that they caused their own hardship, and that's why I voted against it, and why I'm still against it!"

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        2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 4 Aug 2021

          11/ "...so don't say that the BOARD says this and that, because the BOARD does not" attorney: "Malcolm, if I could speak to that -" "NO, YOU CAN NOT. THIS IS A CLOSED MEETING. THIS IS JUST FOR THE BOARD TO DISCUSS."

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        3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 4 Aug 2021

          12/ "This barn isn't an industrial building, it's a barn. And it's OK to have a barn, and as far as the distances from the road? The ordinance is to protect the historic nature of the neighborhood, and lots of the historic houses are set back just 30 feet, so it's the same.

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        4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 4 Aug 2021

          13/ Doug told me he'd been out front of the building before the meeting, and the atty got there 5 min before I did, and handed out the papers to the ZBA. She wrote it all herself last minute, and the ZBA had never seen it before. This is why Jack is lost with the numbering.

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        5. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 4 Aug 2021

          14/ So it continues like this. And Malcom has several more angry outbursts, saying that this is bullshit. At one point the one woman on the ZBA opens her mouth. and holy !@# She's dumber than Mrs Barnneighbor.

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        6. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 4 Aug 2021

          15/ One rando on the ZBA adds helpfully "as far as, you know, voting for setbacks - I've voted on lots of other setbacks just like this, so it's in keeping with those other setbacks I've voted on". TLDR: "I am willing to break the law this time, because I always do!!!"

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        7. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 4 Aug 2021

          16/ so we work down the list to hardship and the atty has, again, done the absolute best she can with this !@# show

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        8. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 4 Aug 2021

          17/ Jack's reading "Corcoran says that Barnneighbor said in court there are other places where Barnneighbor could have built the building, but we looked at those places." Stupid woman interjects: "yes, I've looked at those other places myself"

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        9. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 4 Aug 2021

          18/ Some autist in the audience bellows out "was that at the OFFICIAL site visit, or at the SECRET ONE three days later?" The board and the attorney all shush me.

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        10. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 4 Aug 2021

          19/ but you know I had PLANNED this that's how autists do even our "spontaneous" ejaculations are planned ...and now it's on the audio, for everyone to hear.pic.twitter.com/mEzkE673GW

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        11. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 4 Aug 2021

          20/ Jack gets back on track. "Corcoran says that there are other places where Duquette could have built the building, but we looked at those places. ...and he says that Duquette admitted to this in court. But we looked at these other locations. And they're impossible.

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        12. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 4 Aug 2021

          21/ One would require moving power lines, that's impossible because it would cost money. Another one would require moving the propane tank, so there's obviously a cost associated with that. And as far as the back of the property- to get there, you'd have to move the dog kennel"

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        13. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 4 Aug 2021

          22/ but wait it gets better

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        14. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 4 Aug 2021

          23/ "and as to the downhill side of the property, that would involve cutting down trees." at this point, I'm !@#-ing grinning smile 30" wide and so is dissenting board member Malcolm because it's such a !@# show OH NOZ! IMPOSSIBLE TO CUT DOWN TREES!!!!

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        15. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 4 Aug 2021

          24/ "that would involve cutting down trees" Malcolm and I catch each other's eyes, and we both have to stifle ourselves to stop from laughing out loud.

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        16. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 4 Aug 2021

          25/ Anyway, I !@#-ing love that they atty and the ZBA are trying to paper over not just their own mistakes ...but BARNNEIGHBOR'S TESTIMONY IN COURT

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        17. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 4 Aug 2021

          26/ Oh, forgot one great great bit Malcolm: this document seems more like some lawyer stuff in case we get sued than it is "the thinking of this board"

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        18. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 4 Aug 2021

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Long Story Farms

          27/ well, actually, the events were this: 1) barnneighbor in court a year ago VOLUNTEERED "oh, there are other legal places I could build it" 2) I, in ZBA meeting 3 months ago quoted him 3) last night ZBA quoted me and added "...yes, but ...not really"https://twitter.com/longstoryfarms/status/1422918041508139011 …

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          Long Story Farms @longstoryfarms
          Replying to @MorlockP
          So they just laid out the grounds for the lawsuit you will file by listing out all the possible ways the person could have complied but just calling them impossible? Did I get that right?
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