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    1. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 26 Jul 2021

      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Aelfred The Great

      1/ Also, on a tangent, what we just saw with brain-emoji-Dan is an example of a pattern I've seen a few other times (e.g. #barnlaw ): someone sees an opportunity to quickly and easily smack down a low-status scrote and earn a few hedonic / social status / in-group points ...https://twitter.com/aelfred_D/status/1419751551414022146 …

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      I’m just here for him being accused of asserting almost the exact opposite of his initial assertion
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    2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 26 Jul 2021

      2/ and because they have like a 100:1 (or perhaps 100:0) success ratio in previous such disputes, they just wade in without checking the waters so they take off their glove and slap the peon ...and the peon slaps back

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    3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 26 Jul 2021

      3/ well, ok, this is Not How It Is Supposed To Work, but that's ok. Actually, it's great. All the more room for sport. This is now an opportunity to not just _correct_ a snot nosed upstart, but to actually HUMILIATE him. The hands rub together. What fun!

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    4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 26 Jul 2021

      4/ So then the Lettered Authority with the Old Name Around These Parts lands an ACTUAL slap, not just a glove. ...or he tries to. This too is blocked. HMMM

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    5. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 26 Jul 2021

      5/ A prudent person would, at this point, pause.

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    6. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 26 Jul 2021

      6/ Our exemplar, though, does not.

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    7. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 26 Jul 2021

      7/ He doubles down, reaching deeper into his bag of rhetorical maneuvers. "AKSHUALLY the statistics show X" <confident snort> "AKSHAULLY language evolves!" <superior glower> ...because NO ONE has ever responded successfully to those.

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    8. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 26 Jul 2021

      8/ "AKSHAULLY a barn is listed in section 13 of the zoning code, so it IS allowed in the residential district" <cocky smile> This is where they're slipping past the point of no return. In the first two rounds, they hadn't pushed many chips into the pot. They can fold.

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    9. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 26 Jul 2021

      9/ They have now bid 99 cents for a dollar. If they fold now, they lose ... almost the entire dollar.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dollar_auction …

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    10. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 26 Jul 2021

      10/ They go on tilt, half panicked at the idea of losing their dollar, and half uncomprehending of what the real game they're playing is.

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      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 26 Jul 2021

      11/ It's hilarious.

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