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    ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 14 Jun 2021

    ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Emily, praying for peace  🇺🇦 🕊

    when you cut circular biscuits out of the rolled out dough, you have to throw the scrap away you can't just smush it together and make more biscuits ; the dough is ruined at this point 🤔https://twitter.com/EmilyKath319/status/1404444377636913156 …

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    Emily, praying for peace  🇺🇦 🕊 @EmilyKath319
    Unpopular tradwyfe opinion: square biscuits are practical, and shaped /cutout biscuits are bougie. You are showing that you can afford to waste those scraps of dough. You don’t have to rely on aesthetics if you have a bangin’ biscuit recipe though- nor would you waste any!
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      1. M. Thompson 🇺🇸‏ @Mr_Thomps_0 14 Jun 2021
        Replying to @MorlockP

        Just make one from the scrap dough and put it on the last sheet. It's not like it's going to be a full sheet anyway. It's not perfect, but still delicious.

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      1.  🐘 Sirsfurther  🐘‏ @sirsfurther 14 Jun 2021
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        Hexagon biscuits

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      2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 14 Jun 2021
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        epic

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      1.  🍂 The Pectrichory  🍄‏ @The_Petrichory 14 Jun 2021
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        If someone were *really* bad at making biscuits and had to do this multiple times after cutting, each subsequent rolling would have more gluten formation than the previous. I guess you'd just have hard tack, and maybe you would throw it out and never be allowed to bake again.

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      1. Eric Richards‏ @EricRichards22 14 Jun 2021
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        Wait, how do you roll out a ball of biscuit dough so that you can cut it in squares without any waste? Are they making it in a cornbread pan?

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      1. Prusmama‏ @LadyPrusma 14 Jun 2021
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        Butter dip biscuits ftw

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      2. eggwifeguy‏ @simplic10 14 Jun 2021
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        Ah but then you’ll have waste from that cutout, and the next, and the next, and so on to infinity.

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      3. Robert Olson‏ @OlsonRbrt 14 Jun 2021
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        Zeno's biscuit waste

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      1. Golden Don  ☀‏ @bradbelafonte 14 Jun 2021
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        it's fucked up we let women do anything at all

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