just had words w barn neighbor's next door I needed to take a break from work, so I went out to my garden patch which is on my driveway, on the opposite side from their house (closer to my house, further from their land) I weeded for 5 minutes.
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2/ Her dogs were barking the whole time ...bc that's what they do. I finish my 5 min break, walk back down the driveway towards the dumpster. Barn wife comes out on her porch to yell at her dogs, then realizes that I'm there and yells at me.
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3/ "Stop taking pictures, asshole!" uh...me? I'm not taking pictures. "YES YOU ARE. STOP TAKING FUCKING PICTURES." I don't even have a camera with me. I'm out here weeding my garden.
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4/ "I've seen you taking fucking pictures and leaning over my fucking fence!!!!" I've never leaned over your fence. You're making things up. "FUCKING STOP IT!!!!"
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5/ so...she's clearly 100% on her rocker right now
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6/ OMG, just came up with the perfect comeback "I'm not leaning over your fence - I'm 25 feet back from the property line".
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7/ other good rejoinders include "how could I possibly lean over the fence? it's so tall it blocks all site of the illegal building."https://twitter.com/JASutherlandBks/status/1403365279170768901 …
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Replying to @punch_sideiron
That's the simple part, Blast. We go to court, I grab one of them, and I beat the setback out of them. That's the beautify of this - the simplicity.
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Replying to @MorlockP
How'd the meeting with the judge go? The old man told me to take any barn on the lot
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Does the industrial form make you uncomfortable, Mr Blast? "Is that what this is?" My building has been commended as being strongly metallic. The word itself makes some autists uncomfortable.
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Replying to @MorlockP
Yet without batting an eye a man will talk about his "pasture" or his "clapboard siding"
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