2/ Her dogs were barking the whole time ...bc that's what they do. I finish my 5 min break, walk back down the driveway towards the dumpster. Barn wife comes out on her porch to yell at her dogs, then realizes that I'm there and yells at me.
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3/ "Stop taking pictures, asshole!" uh...me? I'm not taking pictures. "YES YOU ARE. STOP TAKING FUCKING PICTURES." I don't even have a camera with me. I'm out here weeding my garden.
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4/ "I've seen you taking fucking pictures and leaning over my fucking fence!!!!" I've never leaned over your fence. You're making things up. "FUCKING STOP IT!!!!"
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5/ so...she's clearly 100% on her rocker right now
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6/ OMG, just came up with the perfect comeback "I'm not leaning over your fence - I'm 25 feet back from the property line".
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7/ other good rejoinders include "how could I possibly lean over the fence? it's so tall it blocks all site of the illegal building."https://twitter.com/JASutherlandBks/status/1403365279170768901 …
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It's nice to hear the wife at least is willing to de-escalate; that bodies well for settling the matter sometime soon.

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I’m glad to learn that the wife is playing her archetypal role perfectly in this saga. It would have thrown me off is she were all demure.
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