2. there was a three (?) year old girl complaining to her mother about having to wear a mask on the plane and her mom begging her to wear it
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3. I nicked a KN-94 mask from some my parents had accidentally shipped to us because I didn't manage to find my cloth mask and we didnt have enough shitty paper ones this thing is massively uncomfortable and I hate it I have my vaccine passport but it doesnt matter
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4. travelers varied in paranoia. some were openly unmasked in the airport behind security talking merrily. on the other hand one woman was having a tense conversation wearing not only a mask but one of those stupid face shields airports: a land of contrasts
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5. flight attendant warned passengers that if their mask does not cover their nose she is going to yell at them about that tiresome I wonder how many people actually put their phones in airplane mode for takeoff when theyre ordered to do this
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6. flight attendants are emphasizing that you have to wear a mask "even if you are vaccinated" and that you will be prosecuted under Federal Law if you disregard it which once more leads me to have contempt for the law
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7. one way in which I am currently violating Federal Law as an expression of contempt is consuming "chewing tobacco" which is also barred now for some reason here "chewing tobacco" is nicotine gum
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like what on earth is the rationale for barring chewing tobacco absolute cop behavior
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Replying to @eigenrobot
Wait, you can't chew gum on a plane? Or just specifically nicotine gum? They really want someone to go postal. That's all
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they specifically highlighted "chewing tobacco" so I assume you know like a tin of chewing tobacco
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Nobody wants a spitter cup spattering around in turbulence...
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yeah, the chewing tobacco is the one point where I'll agree w the cops don't want fellow travellers to be holding cups of biohazard
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Moist snuff in zero-g would be an absolute disaster, I imagine
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Oh gross
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