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    ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 24 Mar 2021

    1/ Our rooster was getting a bit big for his britches, and started stalking me when my back was turned to him. Twice he even jumped at and slapped at my legs. He and I had a talk. By which I mean, I grabbed him by the neck, stared him down, and told him I'd cut his head off.

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      2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 24 Mar 2021

        2/ That worked well for a while, but after a week he started to forget the lesson, so I taught it to him again a few days ago. Today I was collecting eggs, hens squawked, he stormed into the coop, saw me ... and then tried to look nonchalant as he turned and left.

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      3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 24 Mar 2021

        ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted nzc

        3/ Not yet! ...but I certainly won't hesitate if I decide that it's time.https://twitter.com/ngvrnd/status/1374721220554465288 …

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        so have you cut his head off yet?
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      4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 24 Mar 2021

        4/ Here endeth my lesson on the proper way for citizens to deal with their "leaders".

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      1. Rando‏ @randointerneter 24 Mar 2021
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        My brother has a rooster attack his pregnant wife. Cornelius didn’t see another sun rise

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      1. Prometheus 2.1‏ @wraithburn 24 Mar 2021
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        Once had a rooster think he was hot stuff and attack me when I was feeding the chickens as a teen. Pissed me off while I was wearing heavy work boots, so I backed him into a corner and kicked him till he learned.

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      1. Incitatus.eth‏ @Dominanski 24 Mar 2021
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        Rooster soup is the universal curative for cocky roosters.

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