ok it turns out the set of things that will cause our daughter to cry incessantly includes "sleeping anywhere that is not directly on top of her mother" I have constructed an ingenious system to keep them both safe and secure in this arrangement but will be keeping watch anyway
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Replying to @eigenrobot
Eigen standing watch like some stoic guard at the gates to hell is not an "ingenious system"
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Replying to @ollyrobot @eigenrobot
two eigens guard the gate one speaks only in elliptical phrases; the other has no opinions
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