It was revealed tonight that my 5yo daughter had gotten the impression that we’d left America in our semi-recent move.
Dear reader, we moved from New York City to Texas 
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Replying to @amelapay
that reminds me of when my parents realized that I thought the pope was Jewish and they laughed at me until I hid in my room and cried
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